«Salam»

Times have changed,
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents,
They just want to fart and curse.
Should we blame the government, or blame society,
or should we blame the images on tv?
No!

Blame Denmark! Blame Denmark.

With all their beady little eyes,
their flapping heads so full of lies

Blame Denmark!
Blame Denmark!

We need to form a full assault,
it's Denmark's fault!
Don't blame me, for my son Stan,
He saw the darn cartoon, and now he's
off to join the klan!
And my boy Eric once, had my picture on
his shelf, but now when I see him, he tells me to f*ck myself

Well, Blame Denmark!

It seems that everything's gone wrong since
Denmark came along

Blame Denmark!
Blame Denmark!

They're not even a real country anyway.
My son could of been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a true.
Instead he burned up like a piggie on a barbecue.
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire, or the doctor who allowed him to expire.
Heck no!

Blame Denmark!
Blame Denmark!

With all their hockey hubaloo and that bitch Anne Murray too.

Blame Denmark!
Shame on Denmark!

The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!